The Obamids

The Obamids are mega-structures that are situated in the Central African Republic. There are 3 Obamids: Poop, the largest, Stinky, the second-largest, and Cum- The smallest Obamid. The Obamids are guarded by Steven Staloopi, a god-like being with unimaginable powers. It is also said to hold a portal to the Green Zone and have originated from the Poop Dimension. They are gargantuan monoliths that parallel the size of the world's tallest mountains and are made of Minecraft Bedrock. They have the face of Obama embedded inside of the Bedrock and painted on the outside using ColorCum™ and reflective paint. They were constructed in 1969.